Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Open letter to Haseena Bano Jaan


Dear Juhi Chawla,

I like you. There was I time when I idolized you, and a time after that when I thought you were a goddess. True, those days are far away, but you are pretty much in our minds. Raw in Bol Radha Bol, innocent in Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke, endearing in ishq and bedazzling in that two bit scene in Andaz Apna Apna. Jhankaar Beats saw you looking at your mature best. Why then? Why were you a prt of the debacle named Kismat Konnection? Why debase yourself as an idiotic childish psychic? At least you could have named yourself zara or something similar and be done with it. And why must you speak in rhyming couplets?

Still. I forgive this as a middle-aged transgression (slaps forehead). Maybe you were bored. Maybe you were paid a lot (still!!). But I will stop here. Zees is getting too much (insert bad Spanish accent here). Sigh…

7 comments:

swatimala said...

i wondered the very same thing after tht crap called kismat konnection

my brain connected 2 a headache after tht

Liberal said...
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Liberal said...

@buddy
A concise rant...well worded...though it begs the question...why did u subject yourself to this travesty of a movie in the first place!

buddy said...

@swatimala: batman coup was brilliant!
@liberal:
1. i had nothing better to do
2. love story 2050 was so much worse i couldnt even bring myself to rant about it

crumpledpapers said...

its made by aziz mirza. the creator of raju ban gaya gentleman, yes boss, phir bhi dil hai hindustani and couple more movies. juhi has been associated with his ventues since ages. i guess it meant mandatory to star in it for her given their history.
now, i havent seen the movie yet, or heard anything about it before my dear 'buddy' mentioned to me about his misfortune to have encountered it.
but I'm sure if i were to produce an off broadway-style crooked version of Pinocchio in a basement of a shady 4 story graffiti-stricken building in the bronx,'buddy' wouldn't deny it either... ain't it true??

Coconut Chutney said...

lol..I am not going to watch KK. One time punishment (Kuruvi) is enough. Enna koduma!

vitruvian said...

hmmm...i know i'm commenting too late..
but yea i agree completely..
what a waste of juhi chawla...
but solid observation by crumpledpapers there...
kinda makes sense...

cheers!