Dear Juhi Chawla,
I like you. There was I time when I idolized you, and a time after that when I thought you were a goddess. True, those days are far away, but you are pretty much in our minds. Raw in Bol Radha Bol, innocent in Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke, endearing in ishq and bedazzling in that two bit scene in Andaz Apna Apna. Jhankaar Beats saw you looking at your mature best. Why then? Why were you a prt of the debacle named Kismat Konnection? Why debase yourself as an idiotic childish psychic? At least you could have named yourself zara or something similar and be done with it. And why must you speak in rhyming couplets?
Still. I forgive this as a middle-aged transgression (slaps forehead). Maybe you were bored. Maybe you were paid a lot (still!!). But I will stop here. Zees is getting too much (insert bad Spanish accent here). Sigh…
