May your blog be shut down due to excessive comments of a weirdly perverted sexual nature
May aliens invade your loo
May the you have a bout of severe urinary incontinence in public
May you run out of toilet paper half-way through your session
May you be struck down by seventy three different kinds of pox, and be sentenced to serve nubile princesses in heaven as a eunuch
May pus filled pustules invade your body
May you be reborn as Britney Spears
May a thousand crows fart in your eyes
May your underwear turn carnivorous
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
* Excessive use and incorrect intonation may lead to backfiring of certain curses. The author is not responsible for any unprecedented eventuality and will not take any responsibility for the curser's mental and anatomical deficiencies
10 comments:
whoa! those are some serious curses now! :D LOL!!
I wonder how u come up with such things!!
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my goodness....vehemence personified...
hey...u've used the fleas of camels in the armpits one on me b4...
what did u do to merit such a curse from me? trechery? disloyalty? steal my food?
@impressionist..
wiat for the horoscope next:D
hey..i dont really remember...but i distinctly remember u using it....
i think i stole food!
wow...lol
will use them on some ppl
and fleas on the armpits seems 2 b ur fav :P
Now, thats my favourite Food for Thought.... ironic... this blog is named Idli Chutney...
good going guys... im enjoying ur blog.. i hope u r enjoying writing as much....
btw... u had more curses up your sleeve!!! @buddy
Ms Vitruvian... loving ur posts... u r really good!! write more...
@crumpledpapers:
thank u.. :) :)
I thk de author s expressing his uncontrollable feelings in an indirect manner..
Anyhow all de best for de author's underwear to turn carnivorous..
May you be born as Britney Spears..hahahahahahh!
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